Sup bro?

I grew to detest the 'bro.'

Grace à urbandictionary:
noun
An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, wife beaters, shitty music, talks about nothing but chicks and beer.

I am so sick of guys who think that it's going to get them somewhere to be complete asses around other people. Frankly it takes just as much effort if not less to be a decent human being.

Anyway,
I got so disheartened by the fact that the non bro (or bro equivalent) was so hard to come by that I cringed away from spending time with people that were supposed to be my friends.

So thank you to the people I am with right now. It is wonderful and enlightening to be around so many guys who don't see it as their life mission to be a jerk. It makes it easier to smile.

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P.S.
Here's an alternate definition of bro: (again thanks to urbandictionary)

noun
A version of a bra specifically designed for men
[rofl - gotta love urbandictionary]

P.P.S.
A more complete definition of bro: (is it even worth mentioning at this point)

Bros ruin everything they touch. They are deeply racist, yet vulture-ize black culture with attempts to be "down", while living as far from any ghetto as humanly possible. It's because they seek danger, or the illusion of it.

Bros have also brought the concept of homophobia to a new level. You see, they love play fighting, tackling their mates, and joke incessantly about each other's wieners. But they will claim that there is no connection whatsoever between their overuse of the term "f****", their intense desires for close physical kinship with their pals, and their own closeted Bromosexuality. "No homo" is a phase that is commonly heard when saying saying something that sounded gay to show that you aren't gay after all.

*Bro's also pride themselves in their "im such a dick!" attitude. It's kind of a way of setting themselvs apart from the rest of us who might actually have some respect for traffic laws, women, and the general public. *
[God I hate them]

Socal Trash

A simulation argument against Suicide

This argument changes depending on the person, but the core is the same.

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Let's pretend for a moment that I am a computer simulation. Perhaps even, a projection of your mind, if we take the terminology of Inception.

In fact, as you have no proof otherwise, let's assume that we are all simulations. Everyone outside of yourself does not exist in the way you believe yourself to exist.


If this is the case, why should you care about us?
Why should you care what happens to us?
Why should you care what we think?
What we feel?

In your experience we (everyone other than you, the simulations) bleed when cut. We express pain. We cry. We laugh. We confide in you, and we confide in each other. We express sorrow at the loss of a loved one and joy at those moments of bliss.

We write, we sing, we embrace.

Even if we don't exist in the same way you do, to you, we might as well.

And thus a case against suicide,
Even if this world is not real, consider what the rest of us would feel.

We may not exist in the same way you do, but, if all you can trust is your experience, then from your experience, we do all feel.

Imagine the sorrow we'd all feel at your loss.
Imagine the pain you'd cause.

Inception (film) and a note on Reality

A comment about the review:
The movie was really quite good, I recommend it with the highest praise for anyone interested in things that are interesting

A comment inspired by the movie: (and other random stuff in my head)

This is our reality.
We may have others,
But, as we exist
As we live

We live here

There are escapes
There are ways deeper
But where we live
Where we all live

Is right here

Find your totem
Find your tether
Find your tether to reality

And if you need me,
I will be that for you.

Worry

Can't life go on

Can't life go on without a problem?

A problem to solve
A something to fix
A someone to look after
To worry about

Can't life go on without worry?

Do we need concern to feel,
Alive?

Can we live without lines?
Without every waking moment
Consumed with worry?

Sometimes life is just ok
Nothings wrong

Does that happen?

Auditioning

So I need an audition song... anyone any ideas?

Smile

Props to you if you can make me smile through your words or sentiments.

But only the highest compliments if you can make me smile with your voice.

I love you all :)

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Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying?
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

Love/Hate

If these past few days have taught me anything, it's that I love music. I love to sing, and I love harmony. I love being around other people who love the same.

I hate the fact that I couldn't bring myself to risk being the starving artist.

I envy you all for being able to make the choice I couldn't.



P.S.
Cc, I looked it up and I believe you were backwards with regards to envy and jealousy

FMLs worth sharing :)

1) Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

2) Today, my boyfriend told me that we couldn't have sex anymore because ever since we have, he's been in a hitting slump for baseball. He picked baseball over sex. FML

3) Today, I woke up with some bloody gauze covering a nasty wound on my neck. Turns out that hooking up with a freak with a vampire fetish doesn't seem quite so appealing when sober. FML

4) Today, my husband and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV. I was enjoying myself and feeling pleased with how sweet he was being, when out of nowhere he flipped me over, grabbed my breasts and yelled "ME CONQUER WOMAN!" FML

I'll add more as I find them :P